Should the Coupon Queen Lose Custody of the Coupon Princess?

Soooo John got separated from the pack.  No big deal.  It happens, right?  After trudging his way through the sand dunes of Montauk, NY to reunite with Ali at Navy Beach Cafe, the two of them discuss Rosie O'Donnell's heart attack, eBay banning the sale of hexes, and everyone's favorite guilty pleasure, Toddlers & Tiaras.  

Should pageant moms lose custody of their contesta--  sorry, daughters?  All this and more on a sea-breezy Daily Shot.